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Deadly Dollar Bills

By Michael Dorausch, D.C.

A recent ABC News report suggests that the cash you carry may be “contaminated with so much bacteria that it could make you sick.” Fortunately for you, there is a solution to this potential problem.

According to the article, researchers had collected dollar bills and studied them for bacteria content. Sixty-eight bills were studied and research found “five of the bills contained bacteria that can cause an infection in perfectly healthy people.” No mention was made as to what determines if a person is “perfectly healthy.”

The researchers also found that fifty-nine bills (87 percent) “were contaminated with bacteria that could cause an infection in anyone with a compromised immune system”, according to the article.

Let’s take a look at clean and dirty.
We have two garbage pails. One garbage pail is clean (perfectly healthy), one is dirty and full of garbage (compromised immune system).

Question: “Where do the flies go?” To the dirty garbage pail, correct.
Question: “Did the flies cause the garbage, or did the garbage cause the flies?” The garbage caused the flies, correct again.

Question: “Do the bacteria on the bills cause infection, or does an infection cause the bacteria?” That one is not so easy is it? Perhaps it is because you have been told for years that bacteria cause infection. (the article even stated that bacteria can cause infection in “perfectly healthy” people)

Bacteria are scavengers, they are opportunistic just like the flies. The researchers studied 68 bills, 64 were contaminated with bacteria. Yet the article stated, “four of the bills were relatively clean.” Why didn’t all the bills contain bacteria? Do some bills travel around the globe in plastic bacteria-free bubbles or do they come in contact with one another?

I did say there was a solution. 1) Always give your dirty bills to your chiropractor. Since your chiropractor does not believe in the medical germ theory they won’t be concerned when you hand them cash. 2) Get your spine checked for subluxations and get adjusted. A nervous system free from interference will allow your body to function at its best. (its like having a clean garbage pail)

In conclusion, get more bang for your bucks with chiropractic!

ABC News: Dirty Money – Dollar Bills Carry Potentially Harmful Bacteria

planetc1.com-news @ 10:23 am | Article ID: 990724997

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